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POSH MOUNTAIN RESORT REOPENS!
The Overlook Hotel is rising from the ashes!
Although it has opened and reopened a handful of times,
the Rocky Mountain resort is learning from its mistakes. Management apologizes for the delay.
Our previous caretaker was not up to snuff
and allowed his wayward wife and childto distract him.
But we're sure you will do better.
You'll prove to be of managerial timber!
Amenities & Services
The Colorado Room
Charming Hedge Animals
A Playground with Complementary Igloo Playmate!
Roque Mallets to bash in that little brat's head
your child needs a firm hand, Mr. Torrance
Call Us at:
1-800-799-7233
to Make a Reservation
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